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Recent Cartoons by Clay Jones (8/31/2023)

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1-panel cartoon — a blindfolded Lady Justice is holding her sword and the scales of justice; in the scale's right pan is ex-Pres Trump, holding a coffee mug reading"Tiny". A thought balloon reading "215 pounds my A**…" is coming from the head of Lady Justice.   1-panel cartoon — Florida governor Ron DeSantis is standing at a podium under a banner reading "Jacksonville Strong" in a room with mainly black people. He says "Sadly, avoiding mass shootings wasn't one of the personal benefits black people were taught by slavery". The people in the room look at him either side-eyed or puzzled.

2-panel cartoon — In panel#1 a Republican elephant on one side of a moat is yelling to a woman on the other side of the moat "To save Ohio abortion rights, you'll have to swim across this moat, filled with water from Camp Lejeune and infested with sharks, crocodiles, Matt Gaetz, piranhas, sea snakes, jellyfish, moray eels, pirates, hypodermic needles, dead car batteries, cocaine bear, and ill-tempered mutated Seabass all while strapped with Trump stakes and wearing ankle weights. Good luck, sweet...". In panel#2 the elephant finishes his last word, "sweetheart?" as the woman is now standing on his side of the moat, in his face, with her hands in fists giving him a very angry look.2-panel cartoon — In panel#1 a MAGA co-defendant says "Hail Trump!" and is puckering his lips, appearing to be preparing to kiss a big orange ass. In panel#2 what looked like an orange ass is actually a big Georgia peach labeled "Georgia Indictment", and this panel is headlined in huge letters "SPLAT!".

 

A man wearing a red MAGA hat is wearing a trump mug shot T-shirt with the caption "Never surrender". A cigar-smoking fat cat has a white T-shirt with a photo of Joe Biden with the words "Big Pharma" written inside a gold star next to Biden's picture, and the whole picture has a caption "Never Arrested". The fat cat says "For the crime of targeting drugs, for Medicare price, negotiations"1-panel cartoon — Justice Clarence Thomas is driving a luxury RV with two bumper stickers saying "For Sale... Not the RV" and "I Brake for White People" and 2 banner flags reading "Stop the Steal" and "MAGA". Behind him are his wife, Ginni, who's yelling into a cell phone, Milburn "Rich Uncle" Pennybags the Monopoly mascot character, and a dozen or so wealthy white fat cat men in suits and ties smoking cigars. Justice Thomas says to the driver of a smaller RV that has pulled up next to him "I'm a common man of the people too. How many billionaire sugar daddies can your RV hold?"