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Recent Cartoons from Clay Jones

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Justice Clarence Thomas is sitting with Justice Samuel Alito looking at a magazine advertisement reading "Cruise the heartland in style and see how the commoners live in your new sleek, luxury, RV" from Sugar Daddy RV Sales. Justice Thomas asks "Would it violate our new ethics rules if a 'friend' bought me a 40 foot Prevost Le Mirage XL Marathon luxury recreational vehicle? Justice Alito, decked out in fishing gear and holding a fishing rod with a fish hooked on it says "Only if it doesn't come with a hot tub." A street hoodlum, blessed, dressed in black with a gold necklace and smoking a cigarette stands in front of a table set up on a sidewalk with three red drinking cups turned upside down in a triangle. The hoodlum says to another man, a potential customer on the other side of the table, who's holding money in his hand "All proceeds benefit the Donald J Trump legal defense fund". New House of Representative speaker Mike Johnson, standing at a lecturn labeled "MAGA Mike" in front of a big American flag, says "Billionaire tax cheaters are God's chosen people". In one hand, he holds a document reading "$14.3 billion to Israel" in the other hand, a document reading "$14.5 billion cuts to IRS".Donald Trump is sitting in a court witness stand. He holds a baby bottle in one hand, a coffee mug reading "A perfect boom boom" in the other, and has a bucket of fried chicken, a hamburger, a teddy bear, and a MAGA pacifier in the witness stand with him. Judge Arthur Engoron says "The court will now take a 15-minute recess for a diaper change." A two panel cartoon. The left panel shows two Ohio elephants, watching the TV, which has a big headline reading "Democrats win in Ohio, Kentucky, and Virginia". One elephant says "running on abortion isn't working for us… I don't know how to cope with it" the right panel has the next headline "weed wins!" The other elephant hands the unable to cope elephant a big green bong and says "Hit this… it's legal now". Two green aliens are in a flying saucer plastered with a variety of silly bumper stickers, headed away from Earth. One of the aliens is reading an alien newspaper headlined "Trump leads Biden in five swing states" and says "Maybe the next planet will have intelligent life…"